Oh Look, I Got Into the "New Yorker"
Mask for Mask
Listen, I just want you to know, this is nothing personal. I’m sure you’re very nice and all, but I don’t think this should go any further. More specifically, you . . . you shouldn’t go any further. Just stay right there. Six feet. Maybe twelve, since you’re clearly one to play fast and loose with other people’s health. Don’t make that face! Sure, I wouldn’t know what face you were making if you followed public-safety guidelines, but we’re getting off course here.